say hello to cookie/nuts monster

im in the middle of PMS-ing and its driving geebee nuts. ive beome the cookie monster gone mental.

yesterday, i dropped by Mcdo on my way home to work because i have this urgent craving for anything bought in that particular fastfood chain. unfortunately there was only 2 counters open and i opted for the shorter queu of course, only to find out later that it would trigger my PMS-bitching-mode. thing is, after the girl’s orders have been punched in and are being prepared, she suddenly decides she have no idea what she ordered them for and wanted to change half of the food already being prepared. that pissed me off. that pissed the counter girl. that pissed the manager. and that definitely pissed the now long line of people at my back. she thinks she can just reorder stuff like in a restaurant. dumb girl just insisted on changing a maximum of the meals she ordered and that so wanted me to drag her hair to the floor and throw on her face the sarsi float she suddenly wanted changed to coke float. then she demanded she wanted twister fries instead of regular fries. and so on. the counter clerk was already taranta and a little confused because she’s barking new orders like she’s a robot or something. and had tha audacity to say: “kala ko ba fastfood dapat dito?” after hearing that, something just snapped inside me and i said loudly to the guy at my back as if we came in together:

me: okay na ba order mo? sure ka na ba sa gusto mo? baka kasi abutin rin tayo ng 1 million years kapag pabago-bago ka ng isip. mahirap na baka mapatay tayo ng mag naghihintay sa pila.

guy (who, thank go, is smart enough to get what im trying to do): okay na ako. kaya nga fastfood eh, dapat kapag tinanong ka ng order mo eh alam mo na agad sasabihin mo para mas mabilis lalong mabigay sayo.

miss-im-so-not-sure-what-to-eat glanced back at me and gave me a look. i stared back with arched eyebrows and said loudly again (note: bitch mode is at level 10, and climbing).

me: excuse me? wala ba kayong balak magbukas ng ibang counters? parang pila na sa lotto tong counter na to eh. baka naman tanghaliin na kami dito. breakfast meal ang pinunta namin dito.

one of the managers heard me and apologized profusely and asked us to proceed to one of the other counters which he himself opened wherein he himself took our orders. ha! and you wouldn’t fuckin’ believe this. by the time ive been finished with my order, the girl was just in the process of finally paying up. i made it a point to pass by her, be noticed by her, and gave her look that could sink a thousand ships.

mission accomplished.

~.~

by the time i got home, im still half pissed. geebee loved the pasalubong cuz its his day off and he’s just so tamad to cook anything. by lunchtime, im okay and slumping on the sofa watching tv. suddenly he goes: “il be meeting ***** later at around 6pm. she’s here in  baguio with her family.” there goes. i snapped again.

me: hindi. day off natin ngayon. quality time. papsok na lang ako.

geebee: sandali lang naman.

me: eh bat 6pm? bat di 3 or 4? arte naman nya?!

geebee did not respond. he now knows ive switched back to bitch mode. so i ranted and raved. he wouldn’t budge. god i was so pissed. the most i hated is when somebody or anybody cuts in to our quality time (well with the exception of our families of course). we barely see each other in a week! then he tried texting the girl to try moving the time but she just couldn’t decide. then she wanted to meet up 8pm. il kill her, i screamed at geebee. he tried to set it in an earlier time but still no go. until i went to the bedroom and decided to sleep it off. soon geebee followed. i continued ranting. then paawa effect. then gave him the cold shoulder. whew, cold treatment worked. he said he won’t meet up with her anymore and wooed me to eat out. after about 2 hours or so, i gave in. with 2 conditions:

1. he’ll buy me pistachio ice cream. not just a cup or pint. in the tub.

2. i want to have a dvd marathon with him.

he agreed and off we went to SM. went looking for Bob Ong’s Stainless Longganisa, which unfortunately again, is sold out and have to wait for a week or so for new stock to arrive. just bought my january issue of Cosmo and begged to go home. geebee suddenly have his cp on his ear and seems that the bitch wanted to meet up. i wanted to throw tantrums in the middle of SM’s saturday crowd. geebee then told her that they’ll meet up next time. bwahahaha! i won again. went crazy looking for pistachio ice cream but ony the 2-flavors-in-a-tub is available so i went for it. by the time we got home, i wanted to dig in to that tub of ice cream. geebee demanded we have a proper dinner first. ookkaaayy. i haven’t ate dinner so fast in my whole life. geebee put in the XXX movie we rented (we also rented Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) and i dug into that tub of ice cream. i ate everything. i felt so content. 

now im bitching on geebee to look for pistachio nuts. told him not to come home without a big pack.

oh yes, im the cookie/nut monster gone mental when PMS-ing