bye bye orange, hello green (ewee doesn’t even rhyme..)

kill me now. i was staring at my old layout and i decided that its TOO much.

too orange
too warm
too friendly
too sad
too moody

so i concluded that its time to wipe out that stinging color and replace it with something fresh. something vibrant. something that would make you say, “oohhh that is sooo cute…”

i know, i know. the layout’s not cute at all except that flying pig i put as a separator.

who cares. i loooooooovvvveeee it. including that retarded looking dancing flamingo.

cute. so damn cute.

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surprise, surprise! this is my second post for the day! can you fucking believe it?!

i can’t.
im overwhelmed.

reason: work is pretty light. light as a damn feather. very, very surprising. this one has to go down history.

and i loooooooooooovvveeee it. including the fact that i don’t have to worry about customers who don’t know that difference between a left-click and a right-click. yeah.

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so you might be a wee bit curious why we don’t have much calls coming in. answer: hurricane wilma that hit the Florida Keys. yes, a majority of our caucasian customers live there and due to the impact of the storm, they are left with no choice but mind their houses being torn by the wind that calling us and cursing us over the phone because they can’t view they favorite pornsite. ahhhh…sweet, sweet revenge.

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so i was reviewing my what-to-do wishlist and i realized i typed in something about losing weight. errrr…did i really put that in there? speedy mental flashback brings me back to my wishlisting moments and poof! i did! i typed that in! with my own fingers! using the same keyboard that i type in my notes at work! no! no! no!

beep…beep…earth to sarah…beep…earth to sarah…beep…beep…

too late. its too late. so instead of moping and continued utter self-denial, i submit.

diet. exercise. diet. exercise. diet. exercise. diet. exercise. diet. exercise.

oh. god.

oh. my. god.

please. help. me. god.

cheer for me!

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