of reasons and idiots

ive been lazy, lazy, lazy….so sue me.

the main reason why i wasn’t posting edible readings for the past few days is because:

1. im too tired (work for 10 hrs at 6 days a week and tell how it feels!!!)

2. lately, my life’s been boring (as a blackboard)

3. im either too happy or too depressed that my brain cells get confused and clam at each other and…and…and…

4. writer’s block (yihee…so using technicalities now huh)

5. i end up counting how many times the cursor blinks (read: potential mental admittee)

6. lazybones…ha!

7. i probably ran out of creative juices…(refill! refill!)

8. im engrossed to changing my friendster lay-out every other hour…so many wallpapers, so little time!

9. id rather surf to all blinkie sites my eyes could afford to open (no wonder i see dots on people’s faces nowadays.)

10. too busy chatting with my office seatmate…seatmate! (googletalk is a one of a kind chatting engine! da best!)

another list of reason is because some of my customers just prove to be as brainless as a piece of stone, thus, the headached and constant migraine, thus, the lack of pieceing together something readable….here some shocking incidents:

me: ma’am may i verify that you dsl # is 2059658862?
idiot 1: correct.
me: will it be a good contact #?
idiot 1: what? you’re gonna contact me? what for?
***i wan’t to believe that they are aware of cotton buds***

me: sir are you using windows for your computer?
idiot 2: no!
me: okay, are you using mac?
idiot 2: no!
me: alright sir, what is your operating system then?
idiot 2: its dell! dell! dell!
***help me god***

me: ma’am could you please clear out your address field?
idiot 3: what?
me: delete whatever is typed in your address field.
idiot 3: oh okay. my address is blah blah blah blah blah…
***wtf???!!***

me: okay sir, are you using a router?
idiot 4: what router?
me: its another device you plug into your modem.
idiot4: no! i only have linksys!
***goddam you!****
fyi: linksys is a brandname of a router.

so that’s it guys and gals! now, there are too many other shocking incidents but i don’t want to get y’all excited. il post some soon!
hope you had the laughs!

ciao! ^_____^